While I would love to receive a grant to study chocolate or the effects of mixed dietary preferences in the modern family, I don’t see winning one unless I apply. I received notification that I was selected to receive a pretty hefty OPEC grants, but I am so not qualified to study or develop any project related to petroleum. Seriously, I am generally a homebody and leave the driving to others.
My notes are italicized.
From: OPEC Fund International Development Program Office (firstname.lastname@example.org) Yeah, Hotmail is the official OPEC email service.
Subject: YOU ARE ONE OF THE RECIPIENT OF OPEC GRANT FOR INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT The caps are theirs.
OPEC Fund for International Development Program office
Congratulations, you are a bona fide recipient of £750,000 GBP (Seven hundred and fifty
thousand Great Britain Pounds) in the 2012 OPEC Fund for International Development Program.
Your email address attached to secured file #: OFID/659/OPEC emerged as a winner of £750,000
in Batch 409978E.
Forward the following information to your fiduciary agent JOHN MARK, at this email
email@example.com (Name, Address, Phone, Fax, Age, and Occupation). W.cn is a Chinese site.
Please include your file #: OFID/659/OPEC and Batch 409978E, we are sending a copy of this
mail to your agent as well for record purpose, please contact your fiduciary agent
Dr. Farida Ozair
OPEC Fund for International Development Program
So no thank you, Dr. Farida Ozair. Try another victim.