I’m rich so says the United Nations Compensation Unit

I’m rolling in cash and all I have to do is pick it up. Yeah.

Any message from the United Nations Compensation Unit is a scam. Always. Lucky me, I received two this week.

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From: United Nations Organizations(u.n.o@un.org)
Subject: United Nations/World Bank Reimbursement Payment

United Nations Compensation Unit, In Affiliation with World Bank Our Ref: U.N/WBO/04/2013.

Congratulations Beneficiary,

You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for quit sometime now and we just came to a logical conclusion few days ago in affiliation with the World Bank president. This email is to few well listed people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS in Affiliation with WORLD BANK have agreed to compensate them with the sum of USD500,000.00 Dollars each.

These includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc. We found your email in the list of those who are to benefit from these compensation exercise and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

You are advised to contact Dr. Jim Ovia of our paying Bank in Africa, as he is our representative in Africa. Contact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD500,000.00 Dollars.Your payment is in form of a Bank Draft for security purpose, he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice. Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you. Contact Dr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK PLC with your payment code: /09/05/1982/ immediately for your Cheque at the given address below:

Contact Official: Dr. Jim Ovia
Email: dr.jimoviazenplc@gmail.com
Phone: +2348183400711

I apologize on behalf of the United Nation organization for any delay you might have encountered in receiving your fund in the past. Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft. Making the world a better place. You are required to contact the above person and furnish him with the following of your information that will be required to avoid any mistakes:-

1. Your Full name:
2. Your Country:
3. Contact Address:
4. Telephone Number:
5. Fax Number:
6. Marital Status:
7. Occupation:
8. Sex:
9. Age:

Congratulations, and I look forward to hear from you as soon as you confirm your payment making the world a better place.

Regards,
Ms. Valerie Amos.
United Nations Secretary General for Humanitarian Affairs,
Emergency Relief Coordinator.

http://www.un.org/sg/

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Two days later, this one arrived.

From: United Nations Organizations(u.n.o@un.org)
Subject: EE: payment code: /09/05/1982/

Attention:

Have you contacted Dr. Jim Ovia? Do ensure that you forward your payment code as well as your information so that Dr. Jim Ovia of Zenith Bank Plc will give you the directives and instructions to receive your payment.

Do ensure that you contact him directly with the below information as well as your payment code:

Contact Dr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK PLC with your payment code: /09/05/1982/ immediately for your Cheque at the given address below:

Contact Official: Dr. Jim Ovia
Email: dr.jimoviazenithbankplc2@gmail.com
Phone: +2348183400711

Congratulations, and I look forward to hear from you as soon as you confirm your payment making the world a better place.

Regards,
Ms. Valerie Amos.
United Nations Secretary General for Humanitarian Affairs,
Emergency Relief Coordinator.

http://www.un.org/sg/

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They really want my bank info so they can clear it out. Silly, stupid scammer. Not happening.